Words That Wet the Whistle
From Bristol’s Wine, Beer & Spirits Copywriter
Most drinks copy reads the same. “Notes of blackcurrant and spice.” “Crisp and refreshing.” “A hoppy thirst-quencher.” “Crafted with passion.” Words that fill space without doing any of the actual selling.
I write differently, because I've worked on the bottle shop floor.
The View From The Vines
I'm Will, a Bristol-based drinks and food copywriter with a trained chef's palate and years in the drinks trade. I've written bottle labels, tasting notes, brand voice, websites and marketing campaigns – for M&S, Pol Roger Portfolio, Firstleaf, Kerr Cellars, Roger Harris Wines, Luscombe and The Newt in Somerset.
What I Write
Wine, beer and spirits label copy that actually gets read
Tasting notes that create desire, not just fill space
Website and e-commerce copy for drinks brands and merchants
Email campaigns and newsletters for retailers and subscriptions
Brand voice and tone of voice – from scratch to a refresh
Naming for new products, ranges and rebrands
Of course AI can write you tasting notes in seconds, but can it tell you why a bottle actually gets picked up? If you want drinks copy that understands the shelf as well as the pour, let's talk.